Bad Jokes of the Day
1. Do you know why you shouldn't have sex with a bird?
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2. SHE: "If you can guess what's in my hand you can have sex with me."
HE: "I don't know...an elephant?"
SHE: "Close enough."
Rim shot on the drums, please.
You can get Chirpies and it's untweetable.
2. SHE: "If you can guess what's in my hand you can have sex with me."
HE: "I don't know...an elephant?"
SHE: "Close enough."
Rim shot on the drums, please.
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