Put Down the Pen, Sir, and Step Away from the Desk
Generally at the eve of a holiday weekend I would be nagging about wearing your seatbelts and preferably a helmet for the next 48hrs. Tonight I'm just going to ask you not to stick Bic pens in your eye. Thanks for the cooperation. Oh, and no running with scissors you crazy cats. interested?? Please see: http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/2007/08/suicide_by_ballpoint_pen_1.php