The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...



Nothing wrong with a free hug, but for the life of me, I can't read who they're for.
ReplyDelete"Free Hugs For Sinners"
ReplyDeleteprobably a busy, busy girl...
Don't the flu shots contain a chip where the government can track me and know all the important things I do?
ReplyDeleteI have just always wanted to ask that!
Does anyone actually pay for hugs?......
ReplyDeleteHow do you qualify to be a youth in Asia?.....
And finally,
don't forget to get Granny her valium....
smiles.
They're not using any of that spare time thinking as far as I can tell.
ReplyDeleteeveryone have some stranges
ReplyDeleteNo way I'm hugging any stranger, esp. during Flu Season!
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