Proposals by Cecilia Woloch Mistaking me for someone else, he asked me to marry him. This has happened more than once. The first time, I was eighteen and the boy had a diamond ring in a box. It was the Fourth of July, it was dark, he said, Happy Independence Day. Of course, the ring was too large and slipped right off my finger into the grass. (It belonged to someone else: the woman he married, eventually.) And when I was twenty-one, that redhead, sloe-eyed and slinking out of his grief, said he'd imagined I'd be his wife. But he was mistaken. It wasn't me. Then a drunk who drove too fast, who threw the proposal over his shoulder like some glittering, tattered scarf. I staggered out of his car, saying, No thanks, No thanks, No thanks. And the man over eggs one morning, in the midst of an argument, saying he planned to wait for spring to ask for my hand, then he never asked. (So of course, I married that one for a while; spent years convincing him I was not his cup of coffee...