Spent the holidays in Neurodramaville, and "Hey!! Nobody died!!"
Good days indeed. Boring as hell, but we set the bar low on wanting No Drama Today days.
Saturday in CinCity. The CollegeGrrrl Guest Writer Edition.
Suspend reality and basic common sense as I invite you to Eastern StandardTime Hospital...
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
...not a creature was dying, not even a mouse.
ReplyDeleteThat's good news and the shot is hysterical!
I don't know what I'm doing wrong-they're all dying....Oh that's right! I work in hospice now.
ReplyDeleteGlad your days were good ones. It's gray, windy and rainy here---and positively balmy. And did I say gray?
ReplyDeleteWe're expecting high winds tonight then more bouncing temps. Such is winter in NE Ohio. Cups of Kindness continues to do well. I'm going to update the figures in a day or so.
Best to you :-)
I am very happy that no one died today, ma chère. I think of you, Distracted, as I'm wending my way through the Mayan villages of the Yucatán Peninsula and seeing entire families of unhelmeted people on little motorcycles. Your hair, in particular, would curl. I'll try to capture at least one photo of the phenomen of "God is my copilot" in action!
ReplyDeleteAmités,