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Norman Rockwell, Meet Norman Bates

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Had lunch the other day at the Art Museum and across the hall from the restaurant were 5 large photographs of neighborhood scenes at twilight. Actually, they are part of a larger exhibit, Beneath The Roses , the work of Gregory Crewdson. If it's in your town, or comes to your town, definitely worth a look. He stages each scene; taking months to plan, and using 40 to 50 separate shots to create each composition; creepily compelling --each one making you wonder what's happened in the slightly off view you see in front of you of a familiar Americana. Seeing life as presented through this collection of photographs makes you question all kinds of assumptions starting with-- is it really twilight, or could it be dawn? This is making the email rounds so maybe you've seen it. The kid is hilarious and dead-on with the voice. And, bad joke of the day: A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde walk into a human resources department to apply for a job. The brunette goes into the interview fi...

Bad Jokes of the Day

1. Do you know why you shouldn't have sex with a bird? You can get Chirpies and it's untweetable. 2. SHE: "If you can guess what's in my hand you can have sex with me." HE: "I don't know...an elephant?" SHE: "Close enough." Rim shot on the drums, please.