The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...

I will take that image with me to the grave. It makes me feel so much better about the whole thing. PhotoShop has moved beyond just excommunicating the party-faithful Stalin dacha bashes and gone on to creating a peace we can live with.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I will be so happy when Obama is Prez and Sarah goes on to the bigger and better things that I hope her 15 weeks of fame demonstrate are her destiny. Much like Al Gore's transformation from US politician to world ambassador of, among other things, all things green, I believe that she struck a chord among Americans with children with disabilities and I hope that she will be able to use that for the greater good in a way that is socially productive.
Interesting photo. Does first dude know about this?
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