In Case You've Been Wondering, and Yes, I'm Completely Shallow...
Team Craig
Saturday in CinCity. The CollegeGrrrl Guest Writer Edition.
Suspend reality and basic common sense as I invite you to Eastern StandardTime Hospital...
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
count me in--he's smart, funny and scottish--who needs jay and conan? c
ReplyDeleteI haven't seen much Craig Ferguson, but my 83 year old mother likes him so much that I've taken to referring to him, to her, as "your Scottish boyfriend...."
ReplyDeleteLove him. How fun to find him on your blog!
ReplyDeleteAnd he uses hand puppets - my kind of guy!
ReplyDeleteHave only seen him a couple times. Liked him. He would be so pleased to know that you have begun "Team Craig." :)
ReplyDeleteWell....duh! we are all shallow for a fellow from Great Britain...thus Davy Jones, Paul, John, George, Ringo, Herman's Hermits,....I could go on and on....but won't...smiles.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm hanging out in the shallow end of the pool, too.
ReplyDeleteI will join that team :-).
ReplyDeleteI'd rather watch Craig than David any night.
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