"Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness
which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty."
— P.G. Wodehouse
please note: above photo, Hugh Laurie. 'nuf said.
Carry on, Jeeves...