The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...


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ReplyDeleteHappy happy! We just celebrated our 21st on Thursday. We ate Montgomery Inn BBQ & Esther Price chocolates :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!!! You both wear it well :)
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ReplyDeleteHappy 20th Anniversary of your marriage and many happy returns of the day! I've had you on my mind and wanted to stop by to wish you a Merry Christmas season and a Happy New Year. It was just my luck that I also got to wish you a happy wedded bliss.
Joyeux Anniversaire! Lovely to see the two of you still cruising along after two decades together.
ReplyDeleteA very Happy Anniversary to you both. You look so happy--then and now.
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