The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...

My goal is to turn into a baseball nerd this year. I bought a Cubs coffee cup at the Chicago airport the other day. I am inching my way toward baseball nerd-dom.
ReplyDeleteYes!! You go,girl, baby steps! I had the opening day game on in my patient's room on the local radio station, WLW. That seems to be the way to really hear the game with the familiar voices of the hometown commentators. We always say that we're going to go down to a game, but the costs just keep going up and up and up.
ReplyDeleteI'l keep an ear out for tidbits about the Cubs and send them along to you in support of your quest for nerd-dom!!