I'm going to NeuroLand for two days of funfilled
MRI's!! CT scans!! Cerebral angiographies galore!!
Please keep arms and legs inside the carraiges at all times and no standing while the rides are in motion.
Show me two fingers, stick out your tongue, follow my finger with your eyes. Pat your head and rub your tummy at the same time.
Please no inappropriate oozing of bodily fluids. Any visitor who voices more than five sentences about their own health concerns will be forcibly removed from the park.
Thank you for your patronage.