by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...
He can have it...I hope he sticks it where the sun don't shine.
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ReplyDeleteChecking in from NEO: 94 in the shade of my front porch at 11 AM. Sigh. I keep looking at the snow brush in my garage and trying to be...grateful?
ReplyDeleteAnd over here in Europe it's the coldest July on record in France... go figure... At least we can rest assured that Satan won't come looking for his weather over here !
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