Reaching Across the Aisle. Now That's What I'm Talking About...
Saturday in CinCity. The CollegeGrrrl Guest Writer Edition.
Suspend reality and basic common sense as I invite you to Eastern StandardTime Hospital...
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
I will take that image with me to the grave. It makes me feel so much better about the whole thing. PhotoShop has moved beyond just excommunicating the party-faithful Stalin dacha bashes and gone on to creating a peace we can live with.
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I will be so happy when Obama is Prez and Sarah goes on to the bigger and better things that I hope her 15 weeks of fame demonstrate are her destiny. Much like Al Gore's transformation from US politician to world ambassador of, among other things, all things green, I believe that she struck a chord among Americans with children with disabilities and I hope that she will be able to use that for the greater good in a way that is socially productive.
Interesting photo. Does first dude know about this?
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