Police Notes

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by Alice N. Persons



Female reported running up Main Street yelling "No, no,

no!"

She was described as wearing dark clothing and loud

shoes.



Subject was reported standing in the roadway with a sign

saying

"lawyers suck and police are outlaws."



Woman called to report a man lurking on her patio.

Officers investigated and found a runaway goat.



Clerk in convenience store reported male customer was

looking up someone's skirt. Subject was tracked to the

university.



911 report — woman says her wallet was stolen from her

kitchen.

Before officers could investigate, she called back and said

that it was her son, 45.



Elderly woman called to report a moose, people carrying

torches, and strange music on her property. Officers

searched and found nothing.



911 dispatcher got a call saying there was a "huge party"

in the woods off County Road 3. Officers find empty

bottles and discarded clothes. Residents of Elm Street

report seeing four naked people.



Paris Road resident reports peeping Tom. Later told

police it was "one of my boyfriends."



please note: photo by Dave Walsh. Perhaps near a patio.

Comments

  1. KarenSeptember 15, 2011 at 4:51 AM

    Fantastic. Thanks for bringing a smile to my face. Love the goat.

    ReplyDelete
  2. RudeeSeptember 15, 2011 at 8:24 AM

    Some people lead such interesting lives, especially those who live off County Road 3.

    That goat has the best beard!

    ReplyDelete

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