Overheard at the Bedside During My Patient's Tracheostomy
Does everyone have enough room back there? I do this a little different than Jay does, but Jay's in Iraq and we're going to do it my way. What size gloves do you wear? 6 1/2? What? Are you a girl? See that blue thing over there? No, not that blue thing, the blue thing next to it on your tray. Push that blue thing into the white thing. Push. Push, push, push, and then rotate three times. We're in. Finish up and catch me downstairs in five.