The Waitresses by Matt Cook

The waitresses

At the restaurant

Have to keep reminding

The schizophrenic man

That if he keeps acting

Like a schizophrenic man

They'll have to ask him to leave the restaurant.

But he keeps forgetting that he's a schizophrenic man,

So they have to keep reminding him.

Seriously. It was that kind of a day, minus the top hat.


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