Bad Jokes of the Day

1. Do you know why you shouldn't have sex with a bird?
You can get Chirpies and it's untweetable.





2. SHE: "If you can guess what's in my hand you can have sex with me."
HE: "I don't know...an elephant?"
SHE: "Close enough."


Rim shot on the drums, please.

Comments

  1. Annie - you are the winner of the bookmark. Please tell me what color and if you like floral, elegant or graphic. Thank you for commenting.

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  2. ha, ha, ha. I like these.

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