To The Dean of Counter Culture

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Frisbeetarianism--the belief that when you die your soul soars up to the roof and gets stuck there.


I bet God is laughing so hard tonight his stomach hurts.

George, you will be missed.

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  1. AnonymousJune 24, 2008 at 10:43 AM

    Yes, you will. We loved you George.

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  2. AnonymousJune 25, 2008 at 4:53 PM

    Oh that cartoon is the BEST.

    So sad that George expired, I mean, passed away, or was it that he had an unfavorable patient outcome?

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