The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...

Is Matt the owner?
ReplyDeletesad really........economic downturn....
ReplyDeleteIt is sad, but better to laugh in the face of adversity, than cry... so I'm told.
ReplyDeleteAt least he's got a sense of humour. I'm not sure I'd be able to smile if it was my store. Luck to him, I say.
ReplyDeleteAt least their Dignity is only slightly discounted!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's nice that they are able to get a laugh out of a bad economy. Very funny!
ReplyDeleteBetter laughter than tears.
ReplyDeleteI want some cheap dignity and the 60% off basic neurosurgery. Bittersweet...
ReplyDeleteA thousand comedians out of work and they're making jokes!
ReplyDeleteBetter to laugh than to cry.
ReplyDeleteHere's to gallows humor! I'm interested in the basic neurosurgery myself, if I can watch!
ReplyDeleteYou're all much more sensitive than I am obviously. Here I was all excited about the prospect of discount neurosurgery AND ham hocks all in one spot:>)
ReplyDeleteWhew!
ReplyDeleteWell thank you!
I laughed, hard.
My husband's company went out of business, last Sept, got a new job, and that company went out of business in Feb.
We must laugh...
if not we sink into morbid reflection...
Smiling thru the rain.