How to Prevent Head Injuries and Look Fabulous

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  1. RudeeApril 20, 2009 at 5:18 AM

    Hey! You're on to something.

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  2. UnknownApril 20, 2009 at 6:10 AM

    OMG, I remember doing that passing the rubber ball thingie at parties in the 60s!

    Good one!

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  3. jackc50April 20, 2009 at 9:45 AM

    someday that might be required wearing, along with kneepads and personal body armor. should cut down on bumps and bruises and unplanned pregnancies.....jack c

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  4. GailApril 20, 2009 at 4:24 PM

    I remember that game!

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  5. PyzahnApril 20, 2009 at 5:34 PM

    Honestly...you crack me up.

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  6. KathleenApril 20, 2009 at 10:05 PM

    Honestly, that girdle hasto hurt!

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