The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...

Road runner
ReplyDeleteCoyote's after you
Road runner
if he catches you
you're through!I love Wiley Coyote and the Road Runner!
Have a nice weekend, Distracted.
I know the feeling.
ReplyDeleteI love the fact that the Coyote always kept trying. He didn't let the set backs keep him down.
Enjoy the weekend.
Amen & Amen!
ReplyDeleteMeep, meep ~8^O
ReplyDeleteoh honey I hope you were the road runner...TGIF yes it is supposed to be warm here in NJ with sun...meep meep
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Love roadrunner and Wylie Coyote. Hope that you have a good weekend.
ReplyDeleteYou said it sister! It's supposed to be a glorious 71 degrees and sunny tomorrow (today now). I'm ready for a weekend, and really, there may be something wrong with my eyes. There's I possibility I may not be able to see going into work on Monday. I feel a mental health day coming on.
ReplyDeleteLOVE those two!
ReplyDeleteHope you have a wonderful weekend.
Wow...sure hope you can blog about it for those of us who are addicted to episodes of neurodramaville but have to watch House instead. That is, after you get lots and lots of rest, jumpstart with some poetry, and whatever else restores you!
ReplyDeleteLove that coyote and feel just like him. Hugs, xoxo
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