A Tidings of Magpies: I'd Best Take Some Extra Ziplock Bags With Me...

Friday, May 22, 2009

I'd Best Take Some Extra Ziplock Bags With Me...

13 comments:

LydiaMay 22, 2009 at 2:52 AM
That's the antithesis of a glad tiding in my book!
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distracted by shiny objectsMay 22, 2009 at 2:58 AM
Lydia--cannot get on your site. My computer keeps saying, "Illegal operation." I'm going to shut the whole thing down, go to work, and hope it fixes itself by tonight. Until then, close that mind up and keep your brains in your head. Or, maybe they could wear helmets at that church??
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debraMay 22, 2009 at 5:37 AM
Perhaps aluminum foil would work.
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GailMay 22, 2009 at 6:21 AM
Brain catching sign!
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TessMay 22, 2009 at 7:58 AM
Hilarious - I'm sending this to my daughter Bobbie. (She had a brain tumor removed in Feb.)
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PyzahnMay 22, 2009 at 8:11 AM
I think the folks at GTA need to check their own cerebral cortex function.
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LolaMay 22, 2009 at 2:34 PM
In your case, I think you need to bring the gallon-capacity ziplocs... Ciao bella
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the watercatsMay 23, 2009 at 5:27 AM
lol!.. that's what's been wrong all these years....!
On a side note, I've just tagged you, come over to our page to see the deal if you fancy joining in.. (it could take several hundred hours !)..lol cheers!
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Ricky ShamblesMay 23, 2009 at 9:09 AM
That is startlingly candid for a religious organization. As far as their website address goes, I do believe Grand Theft Auto (GTA) London would be a pretty sweet game
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Erin DavisMay 23, 2009 at 11:16 AM
Oh, so that's where my brains went! Now I understand...
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JewelsMay 24, 2009 at 7:18 AM
OH NO! Not my BRAINS! I thought the western world had squashed all thoughts of anti-liberty and justice for some.

Well, to hell with you GTA. My mind is an open book, the world is at my feet! Take that!
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V-GrrrlMay 25, 2009 at 9:07 AM
Oh, this just makes me want to spit. Sorry.
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Viewtiful_JustinMay 26, 2009 at 6:19 AM
I used to go to a Glad Tidings Assembly of God church, but when they found out I was gay they kept trying to "fix" me. No thank you.

Great sign, though.
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Desiderata

Go placidly
amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace
there may be in silence.
As far as possible without surrender
be on good terms
with all persons.
Speak your truth
quietly and clearly; and listen
to others
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons,
they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself
with others,
you may become
vain or bitter,
for always there will be
greater and lesser persons
than yourself.
Enjoy your achievements
as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career,
however humble;
it is a real possession in the
changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution
in your business affairs;
for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you
to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals,
and everywhere
life is full of heroism.
Be yourself.
Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity
and disenchantment
it is as perennial as the grass.
Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering
the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit
to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not not distress yourself
with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of
fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline,
be gentle with yourself.
You are a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not
it is clear to you,
no doubt
the universe is unfolding
as it should.
Therefore
be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life,
keep peace in your soul.
With all its sham, drudgery
and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

--Max Ehrmann

groups of birds

a bevy of quail
a bouquet of pheasants
a brood of hens
a building of rooks
a cast of hawks
a charm of finches
a colony of penguins
a company of parrots
a congregation of plovers
a cover of coots
a covey of partridges
a deceit of lapwings
a descent of woodpeckers
a dissimulation of birds
a dole of doves
an exaltation of larks
a fall of woodcocks
a flight of swallows
a gaggle of geese
a host of sparrows
a kettle of hawks
a murmuration of starlings
a murder of crows
a muster of storks
a nye of pheasants
an ostentation of peacocks
a paddling of ducks
a parliament of owls
a party of jays
a peep of chickens
a pitying of turtledoves
a raft of ducks
a rafter of turkeys
a seige of herons
a skein of geese
a sord of mallards
a spring of teal
a tidings of magpies
a trip of dotterels
an unkindness of ravens
a watch of nightingales
a wedge of swans
a wisp of snipes