I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again...

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...everything sounds better in a British accent.




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Comments

  1. UnknownMay 5, 2009 at 2:31 AM

    now thats funny xx

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  2. LydiaMay 5, 2009 at 2:52 AM

    Ye gads! If that was on the up-and-up Mr. D Paul deserved the letdown!

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  3. Batteson.IndMay 5, 2009 at 4:34 AM

    LOL......!!!.. Was just moved to tears on writerquake, now I'm laughing heartily.. i love this blog thing.. lol..cheers!

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  4. UnknownMay 5, 2009 at 5:49 AM

    roflmao!

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  5. RudeeMay 5, 2009 at 6:29 AM

    You're right-it would sound better with a British accent.

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  6. PyzahnMay 5, 2009 at 6:59 AM

    So that's why I'm not getting job offers...HR people don't like being called a shank ho. Who knew?

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  7. dsMay 5, 2009 at 7:49 AM

    There'll always be an England...

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  8. Erin DavisMay 5, 2009 at 8:08 AM

    Oh, dear. I'm still laughing!

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  9. YogaforCynicsMay 5, 2009 at 10:04 AM

    I'm gonna have to remember that think about not calling somebody a "skank ho" in a job...it might explain a lot about my current lack of employment....

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  10. ArgentMay 5, 2009 at 1:14 PM

    Excellent! I love letters like this and yes it should be read in an English accent (not really any such thing as a British accent, take your pick from Scots, Northern Irish, Welsh and English :-))

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  11. Eleonora BaldwinMay 5, 2009 at 1:43 PM

    Hilarious. And so posh, in its clipped British accent. LOL

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  12. UnknownMay 5, 2009 at 2:55 PM

    I suspect, as you all might also, that this is a bit of a joke. Yet, it still makes me laugh. Point taken, Argent about the English accent. I'm imaging Hugh Laurie reading this out loud.

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  13. Mrs.RottyMay 5, 2009 at 4:53 PM

    hahaha, that is awesome.

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  14. Deanna Bland Hiott PhD, MSN, RNMay 5, 2009 at 5:19 PM

    Hilarious and refined! How do the British do it?

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  15. Annie CoeMay 5, 2009 at 7:58 PM

    I love the british :-).

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  16. Viewtiful_JustinMay 6, 2009 at 11:41 AM

    High-freaking-lairous!

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  17. RoshMay 8, 2009 at 2:36 AM

    this goes into my stories of recruitment and it just keeps getting better :-)

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