I've Said It Before, I'll Say It Again...
...everything sounds better in a British accent.
for a better read, click on the photo.
for a better read, click on the photo.
Saturday in CinCity. The CollegeGrrrl Guest Writer Edition.
Suspend reality and basic common sense as I invite you to Eastern StandardTime Hospital...
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
Many of you have shown interest in my job as a Mental Health Associate. This is probably due to the serious life-saving work that my fellow co-workers and I accomplish. Hey, coffee doesn't drink itself! However, many of you have only heard half of the story. The truth is, there is a very serious contest conducted every month at ESH. The winner of said contest gets their very own picture taken which is placed in the monthly newsletter along with their answers to 16 hard hitting questions.
I've never been let in on the secret details of how such employees are chosen. I have often questioned the validity of this award due to the fact that I have never been nominated. Ludicrous, I know. I imagine that there must be some sort of electoral college establishment involved in the selection process. This would explain how I could have possibly lost 47 months in a row. Like Al Gore, I'm winnin…
now thats funny xx
ReplyDeleteYe gads! If that was on the up-and-up Mr. D Paul deserved the letdown!
ReplyDeleteLOL......!!!.. Was just moved to tears on writerquake, now I'm laughing heartily.. i love this blog thing.. lol..cheers!
ReplyDeleteroflmao!
ReplyDeleteYou're right-it would sound better with a British accent.
ReplyDeleteSo that's why I'm not getting job offers...HR people don't like being called a shank ho. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteThere'll always be an England...
ReplyDeleteOh, dear. I'm still laughing!
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna have to remember that think about not calling somebody a "skank ho" in a job...it might explain a lot about my current lack of employment....
ReplyDeleteExcellent! I love letters like this and yes it should be read in an English accent (not really any such thing as a British accent, take your pick from Scots, Northern Irish, Welsh and English :-))
ReplyDeleteHilarious. And so posh, in its clipped British accent. LOL
ReplyDeleteI suspect, as you all might also, that this is a bit of a joke. Yet, it still makes me laugh. Point taken, Argent about the English accent. I'm imaging Hugh Laurie reading this out loud.
ReplyDeletehahaha, that is awesome.
ReplyDeleteHilarious and refined! How do the British do it?
ReplyDeleteI love the british :-).
ReplyDeleteHigh-freaking-lairous!
ReplyDeletethis goes into my stories of recruitment and it just keeps getting better :-)
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