The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...

This one's hard to let go of. The day Redford passes I'll die a little inside.
ReplyDeleteThanks for your tribute. I just posted my tribute at my other blog, Clutterquake.
How time
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and leaves the essence.
I loved him so. I will miss him
ReplyDeletemore than I can say.
When I was 14 in Boonville, OK in 1967, "Cool Hand Luke" was my favorite movie and I was a girl!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's to trying not to do the expected and instead to do the transcendent with humor and grace.
A great one gone. But such a legacy!
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