The Return of Odysseus
by George Bilgere When Odysseus finally does get home he is understandably upset about the suitors, who have been mooching off his wife for twenty years, drinking his wine, eating his mutton, etc. In a similar situation today he would seek legal counsel. But those were different times. With the help of his son Telemachus he slaughters roughly one hundred and ten suitors and quite a number of young ladies, although in view of their behavior I use the term loosely. Rivers of blood course across the palace floor. I too have come home in a bad mood. Yesterday, for instance, after the department meeting, when I ended up losing my choice parking spot behind the library to the new provost. I slammed the door. I threw down my book bag in this particular way I have perfected over the years that lets my wife understand the contempt I have for my enemies, which is prodigious. And then with great skill she built a gin and tonic that would have pleased the very gods, and with epic patience she list...
This is a wonderful story and a testament to the kindness that is part of all of us. Thanks for posting it---and for sharing the smiles.
ReplyDeleteI loved that story when I saw it last night. Talk about team work!
ReplyDeletelol!... (excuse me while I stifle puking..).. only joking!... I love people! Who'd have thought, a ducking banker!!... not a ... never mind... Nice story!
ReplyDeleteThe Pied Piper of Spokane! Thank goodness this man was there and aware that mama duck needed help... and all the way to the lake!
ReplyDeleteI totally love that...made my day! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting!
ReplyDeleteThis entry definetely returned smile on my face, breath in lungs and happiness to be alive, as the 'good' is still alive.
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for sharing this.
I'm so glad you posted this lovely story from my adopted hometown! This reflects one of the reasons I love living in Spokane---wonderful, kind people.
ReplyDeleteI hope it's OK if I link to your link on my blog...