I'll tell you a half-dozen things that happened to me in Indiana when I went that far west to teach. You tell me if it was worth it. I lived in the country with my dog— part of the bargain of coming. And there was a pond with fish from, I think, China. I felt them sometimes against my feet. Also, they crept out of the pond, along its edges, to eat the grass. I'm not lying. And I saw coyotes, two of them, at dawn, running over the seemingly unenclosed fields. And once a deer, but a buck, thick-necked, leaped into the road just-oh, I mean just, in front of my car— and we both made it home safe. And once the blacksmith came to care for the four horses, or the three horses that belonged to the owner of the house, and I bargained with him, if I could catch the fourth, he, too, would have hooves trimmed for the Indiana winter, and apples did it, and a rope over the neck did it, so I won something wonderful; and there was, one morning, an owl flying, oh pale angel, into the hay loft o...
Is Morans someone I don't know or is this the moron that is waiting for a brain?
ReplyDeleteMaybe when he gets a brain, he can find a heart, too.
ReplyDeleteDebra, thats 2 organs more than he deserves.
ReplyDeleteThis is the sort of thing that makes Republicans look bad. I wish he'd used spell check or a dictionary before he made his poster. *sigh*
ReplyDeletesad and hilarious at the same time. poor moran.
ReplyDeleteat least he was nice enough to pose for a picture, now the whole world can see...
ReplyDeleteThis reminds me of an incident that took place in the UK a couple of years back. After a national newspaper had run a "name-and-shame" campaign against "known paedophiles" living in the community, some witless wonder got all stirred up and sprayed "paedo" (probably spelt wrongly) onto the front door of a – yes, you guessed it – paediatrician. We should REALLY be able to prosecute for criminal ignorance.
ReplyDeleteOuch! Let's get back to our spelling lessons we have ignored for so long.
ReplyDeleteI love this picture. I believe this is someone at a McCain-Palin rally if I remember quickly. I'm not sure if he has a brain, but he certainly looks like he is working on an enlarged liver...
ReplyDeleteNo morons OR Morans came in looking for brains today. I guess the ones we thawed out will just go to waste...
ReplyDeleteDuh......
ReplyDeleteSorry this is off post, but I'm replying to your comment:
ReplyDelete``You had offered me some advise a few weeks back about blog of note, but I haven't gotten it and think I could use some. Still dishing it??''
Yes, of course. Just drop me your email address as a comment on my blog and then delete the comment. That way only I can see your email details - and I'll send you a reply.
Tee hee... that's funny. And sad.
ReplyDeleteAs a teacher of adult literacy, I find myself confronted by this type of thing all the time--"Eats Shoots and Leaves" is my canon. I hope to get through at least one day without a single cringe at a misused apostrophe.
ReplyDeleteOff topic...haas anyone else noticed that word verification is less random recently, and that often there is a real word or something that could be sounded out as a real word? Why do I bring it up? Because my word right now is "mused". Hmm
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